New Website, Who Dis (v5.0?)

Hey folks 👋

Guess what? The website works. Like, actually works. No “ignore the broken buttons” or “we’ll fix that later” this time — it’s alive and kicking (for now). 🎉

The Curse of the Website™️

If you’ve been around long enough, you know this site has been through… things. Let’s recap the timeline of pain:

1. v1: Looked okay, imploded on mobile.
2. v2: Fancy design, 404’d itself into oblivion.
3. v3: “Temporary rewrite” (it was not temporary).
4. v4: Worked great… until it didn’t.
5. v5: You’re looking at it. Please be nice to it.

We’ve basically been doing speedruns of “how fast can we rewrite a website?” and honestly, we’re world-record pace. 🏃‍♂️💨

So What’s New?

• It loads (we’re as shocked as you are).
• It’s simpler and won’t collapse if someone presses F5.
• We can actually post updates without summoning ancient HTML spirits.
• And it doesn’t require three devs and a goat sacrifice to deploy.

What’s Coming Soon™

Now that this beauty finally works, you can expect:

• Mod updates (Era of Rails, Riftbone, and future chaos).
• Random dev thoughts at 3 AM.
• Occasional sneak peeks and half-baked ideas.
• Maybe a few memes. (Definitely a few memes.)

Massive Thanks 💖

Seriously — thanks for sticking around while we wrestled with the internet. We promise this is the last rewrite. (Probably.)

Now go click some stuff! Break it! (Actually, please don’t — but if you do, tell us.)

See you soon, – The Team Who Finally Won Against CSS